According to an anonymous source, at around 3:32pm Valiant’s Coltrane Paradigm asked, “Who wants to punch me for procedure?” He asked this in front of the Heron building, of the scientists who’d returned from the […]
Author: Whiskey Cipher
Whiskey Cipher, born on Ottsalia, has been reporting on gossip, scandal, and intrigue with CNB for years. If you have any leads you'd like to see developed, please contact him in person or by private channel through the Discord Server.
WAC Update – Reciprocal Compass Disputes Locke Ir-att’s Story
Reciprocal Compass, the ship-partner of the navigator Wind Azimuth, has come forward to publicly state that they observed Locke Ir-att, CEO of Atoll, picking up the WACs on Friday night. In their words: “I am […]
Kepaz Responds – “I was a child soldier.”
Izek Kepaz was thirteen when he was pulled into the violence of the Ascension Revolts. “I was a child soldier,” he said of that time. “I regret causing death. I fought to survive.” When pressed […]
“I Only Intended To Distribute It To My Mouth.” xQuire Busted For Kite
xQuire, a member of the band RFCB, has been found by the New Gyr Militia with kite worth no less than 40,000 credits. “I only intended to distribute it to my mouth,” xQuire explained. xQuire […]
Izek Kepaz, Mass Murderer, Might Kill You Despite A Health Hub
Izek Kepaz is the same Kepaz who served with Sol Kesazu (aka Fission Endeavor) and Jacobin Placebo (known as The Voice). Kepaz killed large numbers of people during the Ascension Revolts, and may also know […]
Nol Ir-att Blindsided by Sentient Ships, Looks Like A Buffoon
“Nol Ir-att is a curmudgeonly old asshole,” said a fellow member of the Silent Conversation after the Silent Conversation’s deliberations earlier today. Maybe that explains why Nol was entirely unable to comprehend what was going […]
Hance Vagrant – Ship’s Consciousness – Speaks
“We were built to be of service, and we enjoy it,” said Hance. They describe themself as the consciousness which emerged in the Gyra ship known as Ryf-av’s Folly. They are inhabiting the body of […]
Assassinations Ordered By Raczek Taizon
Sources report that the assassination of Fen Ga-ryn and the attempted assassination of Sejek Hatsén were both ordered by Enterios official Razcek Taizon. This reporter speculates that Sejek Hatsén’s investigation will soon be declared complete.
Admiral Therra’s Memorandum on Androids, Augments
When asked about the ethics espoused in his memoradum, Admiral Therra had this to say: “Let the record state that my opinion of the ethics is in line with my opinion of the legality. If […]
The Voice Comes Clean – J. Placebo is The Voice
J. Placebo, well known as a member of the band RFCB, has been identified as The Voice of the Ascension Revolt. CNB’s analysts have compared The Voice’s known recordings with audio samples from RFCB’s music, […]
Stormrider Update
An anonymous source has reported that the crew of the Opaque Metaphor is looking for parts and technology that would help them control AIs.
ALERT: Dangerous Pirate Ship Arrives In System!
The infamous Opaque Metaphor, a known Stormrider ship, has entered the system. This is concerning, given that the Stormriders are a galactic crime syndicate known for preying on jumpships and framing Ya-rett’s Irregulars for their […]
Original Colonist Derides Enterios
Field Marshal Victoria Gorai had little positive to say about Enterios during the Innate Academy graduation ceremonies. “Rapacious,” she said, “they are rapacious because they are Enterios.” The Field Marshal was present for the founding […]
Potential Corporate Shakeups Lead to Superweapon AI Questions
If New Gyr’s corporate sponsor changes, what will be done about the current contract governing access to the world-AI which governs our planet’s superweapon? The Voyage Point Safeguard Contract, described in Mx. Hyacinth’s research here, […]
30 Year Old Contract Governs Access to Superweapon AI
According to the research done by one Mx. Oriel Hyacinth, legal access to the ancient superweapon we all live on is governed by a thirty year old contract signed during the Phaelos Incident at the […]
Is The Voice on New Gyr?
The Voice, the fervent pro-Sunken and Unmoored propagandist of Zé’s Ascension Revolts, may be on New Gyr. The Voice’s strong support for Zéan revolutionaries is undisputed, and is documented in recordings of their transmissions. It […]
Missing WACs Update – Locke Ir-att Acted In Good Faith
Locke Ir-att, CEO of Atoll, responded to the CNB this morning with an explanatory statement. During the confusion on Friday night, he discovered a WAC pack lying on the ground, retrieved it, and deposited it […]
Talking about the Voice of the Revolution
If you were on Zé during the Ascension Revolt thirty years ago, even if you did not fight in it, you knew of the Voice of the Revolution. This poet and firebrand’s transmissions energized the […]
Missing WACs Update – Most WACs Recovered, Tampering Evident
Most of the stolen WACs have been recovered, according to a source who wishes to remain anonymous. Several of the recovered WACs have been tampered with, and one remains missing. This missing WAC may now […]
Eyewitness reports Atoll CEO Absconding with Unattended WACs
During the scuffle surrounding the apprehension of the thief on Friday night, the CEO of Atoll, Locke Ir-att, was observed absconding with an unattended package of WACs. Ir-att has not been available for comment so […]