Author: Zuboz Dy-Fee

Zuboz Dy-Fee is the official sponsored writer for the Triskele Corporation. Dy-Fee works out of the Triskele Youth & Viral Marketing group and submits sponsored content to the Colonial News Bulletin from time-to-time. The views and opinions expressed by Dy-Fee are in no manner or reflection of the views and/or opinions of the Colonial News Bulletin or any of its staff.
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The 6 weirdest Augments ever sold. You won’t believe number 2! [SPONSORED]


#6: SharkNose, “The Nose that Pros Know Knows”

Sold by: Green Excelsior Evo Solutions

SharkNose started out as an okay idea. Since many Ottsalian sharks have the ability to sense electric fields with their noses, Green Excelsior designed a dynavolution surgery that gave humans a shark nose. Of course, SharkNose couldn’t do anything that a handheld electrician’s sensor couldn’t, but the surgery saw some limited success among engineers who wanted to keep their hands empty.